The government streamlined brownie-making — now on to healthcare!
http://reason.com/blog/2010/05/17/how-to-make-brownies-pentagon
The Pentagon’s brownie recipe is 26 pages long. Just
grab a copy of document MIL-C-
44072C
and gather your ingredients: water that conforms to the “National Primary Drinking Water Regulations (Copies are available from the Office of Drinking Water, Environmental Protection Agency, WH550D, 401 M Street, S.W., Washington, DC 20460),” and some eggs in compliance with “Regulations Governing the Inspection of Eggs and Egg Products (7 CFR Part 59),” and you’re ready to go
